New Top Best Whatsapp Status

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  • Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)
  • Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
  • If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
  • I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
  • There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday 
  • There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You
  • Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..
  • Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P 
  • Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
  • I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
  • You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
  • If you don't care stop talking about it.
  • God was showing off when He created you.
  • Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
  • Never apologize for being you.
  • I’m a good boy with bad habits: P
  • Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)
  • Don't worry. God is always on time.
  • She loves me or not but I love her a lot.  : P
  • Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
  • Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
  • If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 
  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. 
  • I can handle pain until it hurts.
  • I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 
  • Gravity always gets me down. :)
  • If life doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're doing it wrong.
  • I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.
  • “I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey
  • “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis
  • “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg
  • ‘It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
  • “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” –  Tommy Cooper
  • “There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope
  • “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
  • “I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David
  • When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always! 
  • What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
  • Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
  • I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
  • Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.
  • You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
  • typing....
  • I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :)
  • For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.  
  • when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year & a half.
  • “You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend anymore. 
  • Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it.
  • Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them ...
  •  I just want to die young as late as possible.
  • My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
  • “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
  • Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
  • With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.
  • I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
  • I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.
  • "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
  • Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
  • Girls generally drool over hot guys, but they eventually fall in love with funny guys that make them laugh.
  • Love seems like the best thing that happened to me because its you.
  • I am so blind in love with you that I love even the most stupid thing you do.
  • Hurt me with a truth, don't comfort me with a lie. 
  • Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
  • Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
  • Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day ;)
  • I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D
  • HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
  • You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)
  • I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)
  • I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!
  • If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol: P: D: P: D
  • Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D
  • Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you:-D
  • Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside... ;)
  • we live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
  • I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p
  • When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.
  • I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others...: P: D
  • If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!
  • Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good. :P
  • Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P
  • Every time I drink I get awesome :-)
  • After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
  • Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. :P
  • What i if told you...you the read first line wrong...same with the second... ;)  :p
  • I am so cool; my selfie is called a kulfi! 
  • Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.
  • Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?
  • Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous
  • It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.
  • Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight
  • The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
  • LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT'S WORTHS MAKING.!
  • “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
  • If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
  • Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
  • Work hard in silence & let the success make noise. 
  • Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
  • 'Work until you don't  have to introduce yourself '
  • To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one."
  • Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.
  • Defeat your enemies with your success.
  • Do it today or regret TOMORROW.
  • In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.
  • "I love you not only for what you're but for what i'm when i'm with you.
  • When i met you i found life
  • Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.
  • Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine. 
  • love is when you feel totally complete
  • If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
  • I love winter, First time I leave the house with a half cup of coffee and until I get to my car it is full.
  • If supermarkets had some humor they would put the deodorants in the upper shelves.
  • People don't realize how many things you can finish if you wake up early at 5AM, I for example slept until 2PM.
  • There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
  • Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
  • 'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'
  • I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
  • A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.
  • Mistakes are good at times because they show what you should not do..
  • Don’t change yourself to be perfect. Find someone that is as imperfect as you to complete you.
  • The funny thing about short cut is that it might probably end up as wrong cut.
  • Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers, so be true.
  • The most important thing in my trust is you.
  • Remember, half the people you know are below average.
  • “Good morning” is a contradiction of terms.
  • Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!
  • tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega... :-P
  • Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka...varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.
  • Sher mai hu mai tere..aake mujhe dhek to le.
  • ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.
  • Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
  • per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.
  • aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
  • Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.
  • 4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.
  • Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.
  • Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle
  • Or Kismat Ke Bina
  • Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta...Kam krke dheko.
  • Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera.
  • Pyar or war mai sab jayaz hai bidu.
  • Why beautiful girls don't have brains.
  • Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye
  • Meri zindagi chal toh rahi thi ... par tere aane se maine jeena shuru kar diya
  • Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hun.
  • mai apna chehra bhul skta hu but tumhara nahi.
  • roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho.
  • Aksar chirag wohi bhujate hai ... jo pehle usse rosan karte hai
  • Bimaar ke saath koi bimaar nahi ho jaata hai
  • Salo lag jate pyar wale Zkham bharne mai.
  • Sun rha hai na tu ro rha hu main.
  • Teri yad satati hai…mujko rulati hai.
  • Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka...warna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai
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