New Top 200 Best Whatsapp Status
- Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :)
- Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM!
- If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
- I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
- There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
- There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You
- Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..
- Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back.
- Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P
- Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
- I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
- You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
- If you don't care stop talking about it.
- God was showing off when He created you.
- Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
- Never apologize for being you.
- I’m a good boy with bad habits: P
- Flip a coin... If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)
- Don't worry. God is always on time.
- She loves me or not but I love her a lot. : P
- Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
- Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
- If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
- I can handle pain until it hurts.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
- Gravity always gets me down. :)
- If life doesn't scare the shit out of you, you're doing it wrong.
- I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.
- “I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey
- “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis
- “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg
- ‘It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
- “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper
- “There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope
- “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
- “I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David
- When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
- What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
- Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
- I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
- Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.
- You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
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- I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :)
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
- when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year & a half.
- “You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend anymore.
- Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it.
- Never laugh at your wife's choices... you're one of them ...
- I just want to die young as late as possible.
- My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
- “And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
- Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
- With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.
- I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
- I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.
- "Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
- Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
- Girls generally drool over hot guys, but they eventually fall in love with funny guys that make them laugh.
- Love seems like the best thing that happened to me because its you.
- I am so blind in love with you that I love even the most stupid thing you do.
- Hurt me with a truth, don't comfort me with a lie.
- Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
- Sorry... I'm not Rihanna. I don't love the way you lie.
- Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day ;)
- I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D
- HEY YOU, yeah I'm talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
- You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)
- I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!
- If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol: P: D: P: D
- Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D
- Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you:-D
- Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell...we text or call to say we're outside... ;)
- we live in WTF generation - Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
- I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p
- When people don't laugh at my jokes I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.
- I follow the quote, "Always be true to yourself" because I only lie to others...: P: D
- If "Da Vinci Code" has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be "Vinci Da Code"!
- Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it's for your own good. :P
- Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P
- Every time I drink I get awesome :-)
- After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
- Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog's proposal. :P
- What i if told you...you the read first line wrong...same with the second... ;) :p
- I am so cool; my selfie is called a kulfi!
- Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.
- Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?
- Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous
- It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don't love you back.
- Don't mind the weather, it's raining in my heart tonight
- The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
- LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT'S WORTHS MAKING.!
- “Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
- If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
- Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
- Work hard in silence & let the success make noise.
- Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
- 'Work until you don't have to introduce yourself '
- To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one."
- Success is falling 9 times and getting up 10.
- Defeat your enemies with your success.
- Do it today or regret TOMORROW.
- In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.
- "I love you not only for what you're but for what i'm when i'm with you.
- When i met you i found life
- Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but i fall daily with the same person.
- Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
- love is when you feel totally complete
- If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
- I love winter, First time I leave the house with a half cup of coffee and until I get to my car it is full.
- If supermarkets had some humor they would put the deodorants in the upper shelves.
- People don't realize how many things you can finish if you wake up early at 5AM, I for example slept until 2PM.
- There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness
- Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
- 'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.'
- I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”
- A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.
- Mistakes are good at times because they show what you should not do..
- Don’t change yourself to be perfect. Find someone that is as imperfect as you to complete you.
- The funny thing about short cut is that it might probably end up as wrong cut.
- Most girls ask questions only when they know the answers, so be true.
- The most important thing in my trust is you.
- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
- “Good morning” is a contradiction of terms.
- Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!
- tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega... :-P
- Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka...varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.
- Sher mai hu mai tere..aake mujhe dhek to le.
- ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.
- Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
- per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.
- aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
- Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.
- 4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.
- Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.
- Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle
- Or Kismat Ke Bina
- Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta...Kam krke dheko.
- Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera.
- Pyar or war mai sab jayaz hai bidu.
- Why beautiful girls don't have brains.
- Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye
- Meri zindagi chal toh rahi thi ... par tere aane se maine jeena shuru kar diya
- Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hun.
- mai apna chehra bhul skta hu but tumhara nahi.
- roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho.
- Aksar chirag wohi bhujate hai ... jo pehle usse rosan karte hai
- Bimaar ke saath koi bimaar nahi ho jaata hai
- Salo lag jate pyar wale Zkham bharne mai.
- Sun rha hai na tu ro rha hu main.
- Teri yad satati hai…mujko rulati hai.
- Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka...warna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai
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